Understanding women..

Is like understanding the weather. Sometimes your spot on but it keeps you guessing. Sometimes for the worst. I'm just having difficulty just understanding my wife. I just wish God had a separate book on how to understand women. It would be easier for the men of the world while keeping women happy. I wish also girls had an indicator of what mood they're in right when they get in the room. Sometimes they're a ticking time bomb. If you think Hulk is mad try a woman in that time of the month in a good day. Hulk smash doesn't do much damage against womans bite. All in all I'm just at a loss of words on how to understand our sexy counterparts. But that's nothing new.